hi hi! well, sadly i neglected to date this....'work' if you can call it that. hmm. you can decide since i don't know. and it stops abruptly, don't know why about that either but i hope you find it interesting :)
Today my goldfish bit me and i am surprised to say that it hurt very much indeed. i cried out in pain, but other than that...i didn’t do much. earlier that morning i had neglected to eat breakfast and i am now feeling the effects of my decision and i do not like the feeling at all. the rumbly in my tumbly is more than i can bear. and, to make matters worse, i crave a cheesy quesidilla. i no longer know what to do. taco bell is so far away from where i am. burger king is closer, but i do not want a burger. i want the cheesy taste with the flour surrounding. will i get my cheesy ending?...probably not. sad isn’t it? but oh well. what else could i do? my father had proclaimed shrimp for dinner and i could not refuse such an offer. i ate but felt this melancholy and knew it was because i had betrayed my true love...cheese. i had always flirted with the tortilla but it was always the cheese that had my heart. foolish to fall in love? some say yes. but i don’t. whenever i was with it i was the happiest i could ever recall. such feelings cant be wrong...or can they? i fought against such reasoning, against my better judgment. for we all know that logic is seldom funnier than folly. should i end this mindless, pointless, one sided banter? you may want me to but i wont. i refuse to succumb to peer pressure. long live the queen! not really. if only i were british. oh well... I’m not so....its pretty out of my hands. are you british? if you were i would have to admit to the green monster of jealousy. what a lucky goose you are. cherry ho! it was just a joke. please don’t hurt me...even though you drive on the wrong side of the road, you can still learn. at least the young ones...but what am i saying! i cant say such cruel things if i want you to like me...so...to the following...um...you can just pretend i never said them, all right? good stuff. I’m so relieved to know we are friends again. i guess i could just say a blanket apology now, just in case i insult someone without realizing it. you see, i don’t mean to be cruel and abusive in my speech, its just...well... sometimes i don’t know when to stop. someone will have to teach me, but back to the topic at hand. what was i saying? bummer... i haven’t the faintest idea what i was talking about...so...lets change the topic. ?no wait, i remember, my goldfish had bitten me and i confessed the fact that it did truly hurt me. but that’s not true, you see, i never said where the fish had bitten me because i lied. i know, its horribly wrong to lie. i thought it would make you like me, you see, i don’t really have a fish. i did when i was younger, but it died. i never cleaned out its bowl. i guess you’re supposed to do that more than i apparently did. did you ever have a fish? oh good. so you know the hassle they can be at times. they are such an easy pet if you stay on top of your chores. get behind schedule and the next thing you know, they die on you. i can honestly promise that it was 100% an accident. the only thing i killed on purpose were my Sims. have you ever played Sims? its a great game. you should try it out. you get to design a person, build them a house and help them to succeed in life. great fun. but i must say, i really did want that quesidilla. that was no lie. and i do love cheese, quite fervently indeed. of those two things i have never lied about. and i never will. wow, i feel like we must be better friends now. all this honesty, me lying and apologizing and you forgiving me...ahh....like a true friend. no worries, our friendship will last throughout the ages. they will all look back and say, my, what good friends they were! people would only associate us with happy memories like ice-cream and puppies and rainbows! yep, when folks think of those things they will also think of us and smile. wont that be great? I’m already excited. what should we do now...friend! hahaha, that’s just what I’ll call you, friend. it sure makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. all right friend, what should we do now? me either. maybe we could go climb a tree? yea, me either. it was just a though! gosh! hey! you don’t have to be so mean! i said i was sorry! stop hitting me!! OWW!! *sniff* i stubbed my toe...*sobbing*....i hate you!! no, don’t touch me! i don’t want a hug! *sniff* leave me alone! *more sobbing* yea...*sniff*...im sorry too. i didn’t mean to get so defensive...its just...you looked so mad and you did say it pretty meanly. yea, i know. of course i forgive you. hug? great. well, I’m glad that’s over with. you decide. what do you want to do? no! that’s what kids do! pick something else. okay, now that’s just stupid. you need to think harder. you see? its harder than it looks to think of stuff to do. no no no. you pick. you be under pressure. i hate it. you know, we could always watch a movie. i don’t know. nothing sounds good. I’ve already seen that. no, not that. well, i guess. What’s it about? it could be good. do you want to see it? no no, i was just asking. yea, I’m okay with it. what time is it playing? no, we already missed that one. What’s the next one? nope. next one? okay. that will work out great. We’ll be able to get some gas and pick up some snacks on the way. cool. let me just get dressed. you can watch tv while i get ready. oh, the remote is right behind you on the counter. sure, I’ll be back soon.
15 mins. later
what did you find to watch? you tard. hahaha. lets go. buckle up. and remember don’t drink and drive. of course I’m serious, you’re a bad driver. no no no no no, up. no, I’m driving. no way you are freaking me out. I’m driving. get out. we need to hurry. well, we could be late. yea i know. i just looked at the clock. how much cash do you have on you? yea, i have a $20, but that’s for gas. i guess i could use a card. i hate to though. i just wont buy much at the store. it will work out fine. what will you get? sounds good. no, I’m not hungry. we could get something to-go? i would but you don’t always eat all your food and i don’t have cash to spare...whoa! back off! i was only saying--come on lay off! enough!! you are such a jerk! yea?!? your mother!! humph! go fall in a ditch...and don’t come out cause no one likes you anyway....why don’t you just stay there? yea...just go live in a ditch! i don’t need you! oh yea?? yea?? is that so? well...i don’t care! yea! live with that!! haha, yea! in your face! yea...i know, I’m sorry...i really didn’t mean it. i just get so angry. friends still? buddy? good. i wish i could control my temper better....at least I’m not as bad as you-
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